Jamjar Voicetest Meme!

[winterbolt]

The All-Purpose JamJar Meme

For that authentic Jamjar experience without the pesky commitment. Roll or pick from a setting and a prompt below! Drum up some assumed CR with strangers! Jamjar settings are officially the best when you want to do a cross-canon tag-out but just can't be assed to think of a way to fit your character in another one's canon.

I - SETTING

1. Horror: Your characters are taken from their own worlds and thrown into a terrifying situation! Things are creepy, resources are scarce, and ensuring your own survival is paramount. 2. Sex Game: For whatever contrived and nonsensical reason, your characters are forced into a world where they gotta bone. Aside from smutstuff, you have the opportunity to play out how very awkward it is to navigate these agreements and encounters before and after. Lasting bonds can form from something you didn't expect! But so can eternal regret. 3. Slice of Life: Characters are forced to live together in familial units. They have an opportunity here -- in spite of being stuck -- to relax and slow down and do some fun, ordinary things. Picnics, dates, school, etc. 4. Fantasy: Characters are forced into guilds and roles, given weapons and are made to utilize their powers in coordinated units to complete missions. 5. Scifi: Characters are thrust on to the frontier of spacial colonization! Characters on a spaceship! Characters being drafted into an Imperial Earth Army to fight/conquer foreign entities! Characters being in a world where they are assessed, identified, tracked and policed by artificial intelligence! And so on! 6. Reincarnation/ New Identity: Your character has been reborn at this game, or given a new identity. Work out their karma or help them come to terms with having to live a new life. 7. Asylum/Prison/Institutionalized Identity: Characters are locked up and put under heavy surveillance. Slowly they are institutionalized and disintegrated from ordinary social rules of engagement. They could be told that they've been identified as mentally dysfunctional, or they could be in prison! Are they pleading their innocence, or do they know they're guilty as fuck back in their world? 8. Assignment-Based/Mercenary/Survival: Characters have to put their skills to good use as drafted mercenaries. Help your captors assassinate, spy, sabotage, infiltrate, steal, and terrorize for points that will lead up to your freedom or the freedom of others. 9. Your Choice!: Do whatever! II - SITUATION 1. First Impressions: You never forget your first impression of someone. Unless it was entirely forgettable. 2. Oh Hey Again: I kind of know you!!!! Hi!!! I hate this place but love familiarity hi!!! 3. Event: SOMETHING IS HAPPENING and your characters have either run into each other or sought each other out to stick together during it! 4. Living Quarters: Surprise, your characters are in the same house! Or room! Or building! Either way you have to share space and facilities with this person. Enjoy! 5. Mystery: Who Did It? Why Are We Here? Characters are disappearing, people are dying, whatever is happening it is FISHY! 6. Canon Update/Respawn/"But we know each other, I swear!": One character comes (back) to a game and does not remember previous CR. A relationship or friend or even hateship is forgotten. How will this be dealt with? 7. Begrudgingly Working Together: You are so fucking annoying but I guess we have to fight Monster of the Day Together/Get Unstuck-UnLost Together/Find Our Way Back/Help Each Other Out. 8. Is This a Date: Gee, you guys sure are doing a lot of things that people on dates do and you're having a lot of fun [sweats]... 9. Violence: Characters beat the shit out of each other or help each other out of a gory situation with terrible traumatic injuries or something! 10. One-Sided(?) Crush: How do you get their attention? Or, alternatively, how do you ignore that this person obviously is crushing on you and it's totally awkward 11. Protecting/Saving: Your character's chance to be a hero or a damsel! 12. Network Post: Mandatory bs. 13. Inbox: Hey, can I talk to you for a second? In private? 14. Your Choice!: Do whatever!

Comments

Nagi Naoe | Weiss Kreuz

[unkinder]

[This one actually needs voice testing so here he is. No sex game prompts please!

also pardon the icons they suck right now]

How about 4-4, why not

[psisaipsi]

[Honestly, Saiki only wishes this was the weirdest thing that's ever happened to him. It's certainly not the most annoying.

Finding himself in the most generic fantasy world possible is pretty annoying, though. Did he somehow manage to teleport across dimensions by accident? And he'd been hoping to find a way back home as quickly and quietly as possible, especially since this place seems to mess with some of his powers, but, well.

Telekinetically stop one amateur mage's botched spell from exploding an entire building and suddenly everyone thinks you're some kind of prodigal sorcerer. He's not even sure how they knew it was him, which is unnerving, but now he's found himself insistently enrolled in the local sorcerer's guild, a magic staff and set of robes shoved into his hands, and enthusiastically shown to his new quarters.

Aaaaand it looks like they're shared quarters to boot. This is significantly more awkward than Saiki would like, especially without his telepathy to tell him what this other kid around his own age is thinking.

Hi Nagi, your new roommate is some extremely weird looking guy in a green school uniform, standing in the doorway holding the robes and staff that he very much does not want or need like they're an armful of dead fish.]

Tobias | Animorphs

[thermals]

[...aaand this one is here just because I miss playing him. Again, no sex prompts por favor

Available in both bird and boy flavor]

3 - 4 because it's not like i miss mayfield or anything

[bestavailablefriend]

Oh. My. God.

[Beatrice stomps around her new bedroom. She woke up here about four hours ago and since then she's gone through all five stages of grief twice and finally settled on Anger her third time around.

See, it's not like this isn't a step up from a shitty apartment where most of her room was still packed away in boxes because she couldn't work up the energy to unpack properly. For like six months. It's just that this room is so very not her, from the lacy white drapes to the pink striped bedspread to the ornate white birdcage in the corner. A pet? Since when has she ever had time for a pet? She can barely take care of herself and her dad and the store, she doesn't need -- ]

Holy shit.

[She stops in the middle of trying to tug the drapes off the window entirely and turns around to get a better look at that birdcage. A few seconds ago she could have sworn it was empty, just some kitschy knick-knack whatever strung-out interior decorator designed this room thought might communicate 'girly'. There's definitely a bird in it now, and it ain't no canary. She's from a mining town. She'd know a canary.]

Alright, okay, alright. If this is to make up for the rest of it

It's not working but you're on the right track.

Oh god who am I talking to

Maki Nishikino | Love Live! | ota

[nandemonai]

[fine with all options!]

3-4

[yes_im_kawaii]

[There's a girl who looks only a few years older than Maki, growling and pointing at the housing list.]

What is this? Getting assigned some made-up family is one thing, but why'd they put me under "pet?" Shouldn't it at least be "child?" This is insulting!

Ayano Tateyama | Kagerou Project

[scarfdown]

[ no sex game, fine with all others, also this is going to be MCA route ayano because oh boy manga ayano just Keeps Happening ]

5-2

[digiteyesed]

[Welcome to this beautiful space adventure! You've been put on a battleship, your mission is to help defeat the terrifying space alien invaders that have been conquering the galaxy. The last free people left in this one before they move onto YOUR planet have drafted you in to help defeat them, and also, perhaps explore space and find new homes for refugees. There are many ways to help the war effort after all, and not all of them have to be fighting. As you arrive on your assigned ship, you are hit with a SPOTLIGHT, party streamers fall down on you, party horns play, and a very familiar voice sounds over the speaker system.] Time for another welcoming party everyone! Lucky us, we've been given a new recruit, let's all give a big warm welcome to our newest membe-- [The noise abruptly cuts off.]

Caren | Pichi Pichi Pitch

[lackinginfaith]

[Because I miss her. No asylum games, please. F/F for romance, this isn't the anime.]

3-5

[shithefuckup]

[It's been a couple of months since Zack started living here...if you can call being unceremoniously dumped into some kind of creepy, weird suburban neighborhood and being forced to comply to some stupid rules as "living". Seriously, with everything looking so neat, tidy, and amazing lawn-trimmed grass as far as the eyes can see for a few blocks or so, there's gotta be something wrong with this place.

Though, that's not important. What is, however, is his hoodie, which had suddenly gone missing from the clothes line, leaving him in just his pants and bandages;he just turned his back away for two seconds and it's not there?! What the fuck, what the fuck.

Much as Zack would like to go on a rampage to find it, a) he's still banned from sharp objects of any sort and b) he...hasn't really talked to anyone here, much less his neighbors.

But! That's all gonna change. Or well, just the latter because without his scythe, a knife, or any kind of blade, he can't do it by himself. Hence, it's why he's banging on the door on the house beside him.]

Hey, are you here? Open up!

Seisa Mikagura | Mikagura School Suite

[goeshome]

[ f/f for shipping, no sex game prompts ]

5, 1

[sayurisays]

[It's about time for new people to start showing up, and this girl here is showing up at all the new doors with fruit baskets.]

Welcome to the colony! It is a little strange to get used to orbiting the planet, but Sayuri hopes that we can all get along.

Ryouko Ookami | Ookami-san

[orekko]

[ No sex please, otherwise OTA! ]

Sakura Oogami | Dangan Ronpa

[undelicate]

[ OTA! ]

Ruby Rose | RWBY

[al2o3cr]

[ No sex, ota otherwise ]

Lyria | Granblue Fantasy

[helpingsmile]

[ no sex, otherwise ota ]

SoL -> 11

[dawnfly]

[ What kind of bully would every pick on a tiny blue haired girl just because she brings a stuffed lizard toy around with her everywhere she goes?

A group of true monsters, worse than all the Astrals and Primal Beasts and Fallen Gods than the entire world has to offer, that's who.

Like a pair of fluttering wings Narmaya descended. Wielding a bokken far longer than your average practice weapon she danced between them like she were on wings herself.

One, two, three, and then the last fell to their knees, clutching their stomachs and arms and knees, whining out in pain.

And Narmaya stops on her knee in front of her underclassman, laying her sword down next to her, reaching for the girl's hand as if carnage behind her were forgotten about. ]

Lyria-san, please tell me you're alright...

Weiss Schnee | RWBY | OTA

[coldandyearning]

[No sex prompts, please!]

Corrin | Fire Emblem: Fates | Specify Birthright or Conquest.

[tochange]

[ ota! ]

1/9; Conquest

[eforeviscerate]

Lady Corrin, Lady Corrin!

[Peri's running at the other woman with breakneck speed, practically gleeful amid all of the monsters that had tried to attack them. It's kind of gross, but she stops just steps from Corrin before raising a bloody sword in the air with pride.]

That was fun, right?! You were all THWACK! HACK! And then they all started bleeding weird black goo! It's nothing on blood, but that'll teach them to attack us!

Katniss Everdeen | The Hunger Games

[flagitate]

[ no sex, ota otherwise. ]

5-8

[astronomics]

[ Look, they've been on this dumb alien planet colony for like. A year. It's hard not to eventually grow close to people in a space like this. Especially when they're a good fighter, and she doesn't complain about things, and eventually you start going hunting with them because you know, you're both good at things and spend so much time together and that's it that's all this is!!!!

Just a couple humans in a little cam in the middle of the alien woods. Stuck in the tent together, because the monthly event decided it's raining. This is the closest to this prompt I could think to get them, okay?

Jyn sighs from the doorway, because at least future tents are more like small portable rooms than cloth. ]

... No sign of breaks in the cloud cover.

Aqua | Kingdom Hearts

[prismbloom]

[ ota! ]

Leo | Fire Emblem: Fates | Castmates please include preferred route

[agnatus]

[ota]

[deniles]

[are you open to two separate routes...]

Isaac "Zack" Foster | Angels of Death | OTA

[shithefuckup]

[No sex, pls and thx]

Naminé | Kingdom Hearts

[chainbroke]

[ no sex prompts but otherwise ota. ]

as discussed!

[darkbreak]

[It's been a long, long year in this white, pristine and clean castle. A long year of her living with him.

And he's still not sure how to handle and deal with this... or her for that matter. Why Namine has come here and stayed with him is still beyond him. Either that, or he hasn't found the courage to outright ask her why she's staying here or that she should leave. Given his situation, she could find a home far better suited to her needs.

One that doesn't involve a beast or monster like him.

As it is, he's lurking around the hallways, claw clicking against the floor as he does. A part of him wants to check on his companion, guessing that she's in the study drawing as she usually does. But another part of him wants to leave her alone. It's probably for the best anyway...]

Peri | Fire Emblem: Fates

[eforeviscerate]

[No sex prompts, but OTA otherwise!]

Sayaka Maizono | Dangan Ronpa

[destage]

[No sex prompts, but OTA otherwise!]

Cordelia | Fire Emblem: Awakening

[perfectioncomplex]

[No sex prompts, but OTA otherwise!]

3-2(ish) because holy shit

[ailedroc]

[ Okay, so she has... a different fake family here, okay. That's weird? That's weird. But the small magic screen thing says she needs to meet her new "mother," so there's... really no avoiding it. She enters the main room looking down at her comm device. ]

So you're Cord-

[ She probably should have looked up first, she thinks in the back of her mind. But um. Uh. ]

... I didn't think giving up sleep on Tuesdays would affect me this much...

Bridge Nocturne | OC

[madetodo]

((Edgy half-siren musician guy. No 1, 7, or 8 for setting please! OTA for anything else))

2/11 WELP

[brightasthesun]

[Soleil knew about their history with the ocean back home. She knew of the dangers that Bridge didn't want her to go through again. So when when the kraken like creature's tentacles emerged out around the harbor to reach for her. It was like a flash of light that she felt herself get knocked to the ground toward the sand instead. As she shook her head to recover. The fur on her ears and tail stood on end.]

BRIDGE NO-!

[And in that sudden moment she saw Bridge get grabbed by the beast's tentacles and pulled under the water. Restricting his movements and clasp around his mouth. The movements and grasps around him were less than consensual as it pulled him under more.

Soleil was not gonna just lay there and let this happen to her friend as she dived in straight after him. Not caring that he wanted her safety, he won't get hurt because of her.]

Tsubasa Hanekawa · Kizumonogatari

[halleberry]

[ No smut, but absolutely OTA otherwise! ]

4 -> 8/3

[ghostory]

[ Just because you put on a helmet to play a virtual fantasy mmo, you can't always just expect to be stuck inside and force into a life or death game where if you die in the game you die for real!! That kind of premise should be saved for only certain genres of light novels and not just repurposed across the board!!

...at least that was Araragi's thoughts when they ended up in some ripoff of a competing light novel story that he would deny until the day he dies that he's read every volume of even after it jumped the shark.

But that's besides the point! Because today, dressed in his very best leather armor, with his new +1 Flame Sword in a hilt at his side, Araragi looks almost like the true adventurer he once used to draw himself as in his notebooks in middle school. The only thing to do now is wait here at the gate to the city full of adventurer's and merchants and wizards and the like for the rest of his party to show up. ]

Sonia Nevermind · Super Dangan Ronpa 2

[neverevermind]

[ No smut! Game for anything else! ]

Watanuki Kimihiro | xxxHolic

[foundfate]

(Please specify if you want early canon Watanuki or later canon Watanuki!)

i rolled 3, 13! let's do later canon

[introspects]

kimihiro-kun! are you busy?

Luca Valentino | Sfeer Theory

[notaccurate]

(M/M only for shipping/smut, but OTA otherwise!)

3-4

[quadruples]

[ Okay, so he's just woken up in what appears to be a small town in the Alps overlaid with a magical fantasy aesthetic. He wonders if he got so drunk he somehow got on a plane to visit Chris in Switzerland, but he quickly dismisses that thought. It's not long before he's given a quick rundown on where he is and what's going on, along with directions to the apartment he's going to stay in... with a roommate, apparently. He should go there and introduce himself immediately.

Actually getting there takes a lot longer than expected because he forgot the address and had to go back and ask for it again, but eventually he successfully gets there. He unlocks the door with the key the expository NPC gave him and steps inside. ]

Здравствуйте! I'm your new roommate!