The Pokemon Meme

[winterbolt]

The Meme


You are now on a quest to be the very best trainer in all the land! In your own, special way. I mean, everyone has their own thing they seek in the Pokemon world, right? Some want to gather badges. Other people participate in contests! Still others decide to devote their life to research and becoming a Pokemon Professor.


1. You're in a Pokemon battle! Is it a friendly battle? Is it a heated match between destined rivals? Or are you just mugging some preschoolers for their lunch money?

2. Either 1 went pretty well and you're just chillaxing, or 1 went pretty poorly and you're recuperating and healing up, or maybe you have no idea what I'm talking about when I say 1 because you didn't just fight a Pokemon battle. Regardless of the reasons, you are now at a Pokemon Center.

3. You are traveling on some route or another and enjoying the scenic vistas and the epic scenery of wherever you are. Or maybe you're getting ready to camp out for a while? Well. You're just stopping and smelling the metaphorical roses.

4. You are lost. So this is kind of like 3 except it's less enjoying the ride and more going oh crap what is this this is a cave I wasn't supposed to go into a cave was I? I can't use surf how am I supposed to get through this lake crap.

5. You're participating in a contest! You're getting ready to, you're appealing, you're sabotaging your competition, whatever it takes to get that ribbon.

6. You are somehow involved with a Pokemon Daycare. Maybe your Pokemon is expecting? Maybe you've got this...this egg you gotta haul about until it hatches. Or maybe you don't have enough cash to get your beloved Rattata back so now you're mugging preschoolers for their lunch money. It's a very dark and dire business you're involved with.

Comments

Max | Sam & Max

[hyperkinetic]

[There's shiny Pokemon, and then there's complete freaks of nature. No matter how you slice it, Max is unquestionably the latter.
For one thing, he's nearly three times the size of a normal Bunnelby, standing about 3 feet tall. He also has razor sharp teeth, as though one of his parents were a Sableye and he somehow took on that trait.
And then there's the fact he can talk. Yes, in full human speech. Whether or not this is learned or came naturally is difficult to say, but likely not important.

Finally, while he HAS a trainer...
He doesn't appear to be aware of this fact. It's like his human "companion" might as well not even exist. What man in a monochrome suit? He doesn't see or hear anyone.
Whether or not this is a conscious choice to pretend the human is entirely silent and invisible or a result of Max's own questionable sanity is a mystery all its own. But one, as you can imagine, that's exceptionally frustrating to a certain someone.]