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You are now on a quest to be the very best trainer in all the land! In your own, special way. I mean, everyone has their own thing they seek in the Pokemon world, right? Some want to gather badges. Other people participate in contests! Still others decide to devote their life to research and becoming a Pokemon Professor.

1. You're in a Pokemon battle! Is it a friendly battle? Is it a heated match between destined rivals? Or are you just mugging some preschoolers for their lunch money?

2. Either 1 went pretty well and you're just chillaxing, or 1 went pretty poorly and you're recuperating and healing up, or maybe you have no idea what I'm talking about when I say 1 because you didn't just fight a Pokemon battle. Regardless of the reasons, you are now at a Pokemon Center.

3. You are traveling on some route or another and enjoying the scenic vistas and the epic scenery of wherever you are. Or maybe you're getting ready to camp out for a while? Well. You're just stopping and smelling the metaphorical roses.

4. You are lost. So this is kind of like 3 except it's less enjoying the ride and more going oh crap what is this this is a cave I wasn't supposed to go into a cave was I? I can't use surf how am I supposed to get through this lake crap.

5. You're participating in a contest! You're getting ready to, you're appealing, you're sabotaging your competition, whatever it takes to get that ribbon.

6. You are somehow involved with a Pokemon Daycare. Maybe your Pokemon is expecting? Maybe you've got this...this egg you gotta haul about until it hatches. Or maybe you don't have enough cash to get your beloved Rattata back so now you're mugging preschoolers for their lunch money. It's a very dark and dire business you're involved with.

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[He doesn't even bat an eye at the glasses gleam. In fact, his own are doing the same thing. Given, his gleams more often reflect the glow of computer screens than ghostly fire, but eerie light is eerie light after all.]

Yeah. Wait, you don't know exactly where we are either? Ugh, great.

[Dib pulls himself up, dusting off his trenchcoat. His Rotom, meanwhile, has managed to notice that there's someone else in the vicinity, and darts up to inspect Keats's Chandelure with a delighted trill. Hi fellow ghost!!]

I WAS following an instance of the strange lights that have been reported around here, but I lost track of them. They definitely don't follow the conventions of the pokemon move Will-O-Wisp, and none of the wild pokemon native to this area can learn that move naturally anyway. It doesn't look like the luring lights used by pokemon like Volbeat or Litwick either. I think it could either be a previously undocumented pokemon species, ability, or behavior, or even a supernatural phenomenon like-

[Oh, wait, he got a little off track there. Dib stops himself, suddenly looking rather sheepish. Geez, this guy probably thinks he's a total nut now. Him and the rest of the world...]

...Uh, anyway, my map is broken.

[The Chandelure stares before quietly trilling back - it's definitely not the overly friendly sort, but it seems to be getting along with the fellow Ghost Pokemon. Keats glances over at the two before turning his attention back on Dib.]

...Actually, I was tracking down the same thing. I've heard the stories and wanted to check it out for myself. [He grins.] And you've pretty much summarized what I've found out so far.

And your map is broken? What a shame. [Tsk tsk.] We'll find our way out, don't you worry about that.

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