The Pokemon Meme

[winterbolt]

The Meme


You are now on a quest to be the very best trainer in all the land! In your own, special way. I mean, everyone has their own thing they seek in the Pokemon world, right? Some want to gather badges. Other people participate in contests! Still others decide to devote their life to research and becoming a Pokemon Professor.


1. You're in a Pokemon battle! Is it a friendly battle? Is it a heated match between destined rivals? Or are you just mugging some preschoolers for their lunch money?

2. Either 1 went pretty well and you're just chillaxing, or 1 went pretty poorly and you're recuperating and healing up, or maybe you have no idea what I'm talking about when I say 1 because you didn't just fight a Pokemon battle. Regardless of the reasons, you are now at a Pokemon Center.

3. You are traveling on some route or another and enjoying the scenic vistas and the epic scenery of wherever you are. Or maybe you're getting ready to camp out for a while? Well. You're just stopping and smelling the metaphorical roses.

4. You are lost. So this is kind of like 3 except it's less enjoying the ride and more going oh crap what is this this is a cave I wasn't supposed to go into a cave was I? I can't use surf how am I supposed to get through this lake crap.

5. You're participating in a contest! You're getting ready to, you're appealing, you're sabotaging your competition, whatever it takes to get that ribbon.

6. You are somehow involved with a Pokemon Daycare. Maybe your Pokemon is expecting? Maybe you've got this...this egg you gotta haul about until it hatches. Or maybe you don't have enough cash to get your beloved Rattata back so now you're mugging preschoolers for their lunch money. It's a very dark and dire business you're involved with.

Comments

[dashofloyalty]

Yes! It worked!

[Braviary shook the rest of the static off, most of it having gone to Lopunny and flew up, glad to be able to move again]

Now Braviary use Brave Bird!

[strengthinkindness]

[The Lopunny was unable to move as the attack hit directly, sending him flying back and hitting the ground.]

Angel...!

[But Lopunny was out cold.]

[dashofloyalty]

All right! Great job Brave...Braviary!

[The after effect of the Brave Bird had knocked Braviary out as well. Leaving this round a tie]

[strengthinkindness]

[Recalling Angel, Fluttershy smiled softly.]

You did a great job, Angel...Now you get some rest.

[Putting the Pokeball away, she smiled at Rainbow Dash.] You really are a great trainer, Rainbow Dash.

[dashofloyalty]

[Rainbow Dash called back her Pokemon as well, giving Braviary a thanks before putting him back on her belt]

Of course I am. Heh, but your pretty good yourself Fluttershy, I don't see why you don't battle more.

[strengthinkindness]

I-It's not...something I like doing. I only train them enough to protect the Pokemon at home from people who might try to hurt them...

[dashofloyalty]

I guess, I mean your pretty good at battling. But even I have to admit your the best at taking care of Pokemon, and not just out of the six of us.

[strengthinkindness]

[She blushes.] Th-Thanks.

[dashofloyalty]

You still want to keep going?

[strengthinkindness]

[She thinks for a moment.] I-I...think I'm okay...

[dashofloyalty]

Then lets go!

[strengthinkindness]

[She nodded.] R-Right...!

[dashofloyalty]

Go Misdreavus!

[A pokeball was thrown and out came a small ghost type Pokemon]

[strengthinkindness]

[Fluttershy bit her bottom lip. She didn't quite have any Pokemon that would be too good against the Ghost-type.

Thinking for a moment, she reluctantly placed Azurill down.]

All right, Azurill...let's go...!

[Ever eager, the baby Pokemon bounced onto the field on its tail.]

[dashofloyalty]

[Azurill huh.]

You guys can have first move!

[strengthinkindness]

[She blinks.] U-Uh...o-okay. If you're sure...

Azurill, use Charm!

[Azurill giggles, bouncing on the ball of its tail.]

[dashofloyalty]

Misdreavus fly out of reach and then use Shadow Ball!

[Misdreavus floated up before releasing a Shadow Ball]

[strengthinkindness]

[Azurill continued bouncing around on its tail, dodging the attack.]

Water Gun!

[dashofloyalty]

Use Psychic to turn the attack back around!

[Misdreavus's eyes turned a bright shining blue as it focused on the water]

[strengthinkindness]

[Azurill continued bouncing around on his tail, avoiding the attack again. It was hard to tell if he was taking the battle seriously.]

Use Bubble!

[dashofloyalty]

[This was getting sort of frustrating, Rainbow had to think of a way to get the little bundle of energy to stay still.

That's it!]

Misdreavus dodge and use Hypnosis!

[strengthinkindness]

Uh oh...Azurill, dodge it!

[Unfortunately Azurill was more curious than anything, and drawn by the Hypnosis. It didn't take too long for it to fall asleep.]

[dashofloyalty]

Awesome! Now finish it with Psybeam!

[A colorful blast of energy headed right toward the sleeping Azurill]

[strengthinkindness]

[The beam hit directly, and Azurill never even had a chance to wake up, completely knocked out from the blow.]