The Pokemon Meme

[winterbolt]

The Meme


You are now on a quest to be the very best trainer in all the land! In your own, special way. I mean, everyone has their own thing they seek in the Pokemon world, right? Some want to gather badges. Other people participate in contests! Still others decide to devote their life to research and becoming a Pokemon Professor.


1. You're in a Pokemon battle! Is it a friendly battle? Is it a heated match between destined rivals? Or are you just mugging some preschoolers for their lunch money?

2. Either 1 went pretty well and you're just chillaxing, or 1 went pretty poorly and you're recuperating and healing up, or maybe you have no idea what I'm talking about when I say 1 because you didn't just fight a Pokemon battle. Regardless of the reasons, you are now at a Pokemon Center.

3. You are traveling on some route or another and enjoying the scenic vistas and the epic scenery of wherever you are. Or maybe you're getting ready to camp out for a while? Well. You're just stopping and smelling the metaphorical roses.

4. You are lost. So this is kind of like 3 except it's less enjoying the ride and more going oh crap what is this this is a cave I wasn't supposed to go into a cave was I? I can't use surf how am I supposed to get through this lake crap.

5. You're participating in a contest! You're getting ready to, you're appealing, you're sabotaging your competition, whatever it takes to get that ribbon.

6. You are somehow involved with a Pokemon Daycare. Maybe your Pokemon is expecting? Maybe you've got this...this egg you gotta haul about until it hatches. Or maybe you don't have enough cash to get your beloved Rattata back so now you're mugging preschoolers for their lunch money. It's a very dark and dire business you're involved with.

Comments

[verbalbullets]

[The little pokemon lets out a soft grunt when it's shaken away, shaking his head a little as it stands up. It opens it's eyes just in time to see that it's suddenly face to face with, not a trainer or anything remotely resembling pants pockets, but a houndour.]

No no no, w-wait!

[A voice suddenly calls out from the other end of the field, and before the little Aron can really do much it's swept off the ground into it's trainer's arms.

Naegi stands there panting as he pulls Aron close, eyeing Bones warily before turning his attention to Leon.]

Sorry. He uh. Likes to wander...

[The Aron is just going to continue to stare intently at Leon, because whatever you've got in your pockets he wants it.]

[thousandknocks]

[And then we were all left to wonder what Leon had in his pockets. Bones droops his ears, seeming disappointed that he doesn't get to fight now that Naegi's made his way over here and picked Aron up. Aw, he was readying the attack and everything.]

Oh, it's got a trainer...

[Leon's slightly embarrassed, but hey, you can't blame him for thinking it was wild.]

Nah, it's cool, sorry for almost toastin' your Pokemon. Though I think it was tryin' to pickpocket me or somethin'. Might wanna keep it in the ball, or on a leash.

[verbalbullets]

[Naegi smiles weakly, having to tighten his grip slightly due to the Aron beginning to squirm a little in his arms, wanting to be put back down.]

Yeah, usually he stays right with me and the others- ..Silver, what's gotten into you?

[He looks down at the pokemon in his arms, who seems rather insistent on getting back down to the ground by whatever means necessary. With a resigned sigh, Naegi bends down and carefully puts him back onto the ground.]

Don't go anywhere.

[The command might as well have been a request, because as soon as it's feet touch the ground Silver bounds forwards, scooting around Bones before making a beeline for Leon. He bumps his head gently against Leon's ankle before pawing at his leg with a foot.]

Aaaaaron!