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You are now on a quest to be the very best trainer in all the land! In your own, special way. I mean, everyone has their own thing they seek in the Pokemon world, right? Some want to gather badges. Other people participate in contests! Still others decide to devote their life to research and becoming a Pokemon Professor.

1. You're in a Pokemon battle! Is it a friendly battle? Is it a heated match between destined rivals? Or are you just mugging some preschoolers for their lunch money?

2. Either 1 went pretty well and you're just chillaxing, or 1 went pretty poorly and you're recuperating and healing up, or maybe you have no idea what I'm talking about when I say 1 because you didn't just fight a Pokemon battle. Regardless of the reasons, you are now at a Pokemon Center.

3. You are traveling on some route or another and enjoying the scenic vistas and the epic scenery of wherever you are. Or maybe you're getting ready to camp out for a while? Well. You're just stopping and smelling the metaphorical roses.

4. You are lost. So this is kind of like 3 except it's less enjoying the ride and more going oh crap what is this this is a cave I wasn't supposed to go into a cave was I? I can't use surf how am I supposed to get through this lake crap.

5. You're participating in a contest! You're getting ready to, you're appealing, you're sabotaging your competition, whatever it takes to get that ribbon.

6. You are somehow involved with a Pokemon Daycare. Maybe your Pokemon is expecting? Maybe you've got this...this egg you gotta haul about until it hatches. Or maybe you don't have enough cash to get your beloved Rattata back so now you're mugging preschoolers for their lunch money. It's a very dark and dire business you're involved with.

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[Viceroy is a scientist for hire, happily working for any dubious organization that's willing to pay his steep fee. He's taken part in countless world-dominating schemes, but always manages to bow out just as the plot starts to predictably fall apart. Almost like that was the plan all along...

As long as he's not under contract, this mad scientist is surprisingly civil. His team is fairly powerful in battle, but he's more interested in keeping them happy and healthy. They're more of a threat in the Beauty Contest circles than anything! Well, as long as their master doesn't wind up working for someone who's ideas actually work.]

[...Ah. You worked with his evil brother for a bit before Vayne sort-of screwed up trying to summon that legendary and got fused with it, didn't you? Larsa didn't expect to see you here, in the Contest Hall. Luckily, his favorite Shiny Golurk and him are entering a toughness contest.

But 'twould be rude not to come on over!]
What rank are you now?

[Oh hey, he remembers this kid! Larsa's plan was so catastrophic.. He's surprised to be reminded of the whole thing, but it's in the past. He pets his Ferrothorn and focuses on the contest at hand instead.]

Just a Super rank, for now. My babies don't tend to be as tough as the competition.

[His pokemon growls in indignation.]

And how're you holdin' up?

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5 sort of

ahhh sorry for the lateness