The Pokemon Meme

[winterbolt]

The Meme


You are now on a quest to be the very best trainer in all the land! In your own, special way. I mean, everyone has their own thing they seek in the Pokemon world, right? Some want to gather badges. Other people participate in contests! Still others decide to devote their life to research and becoming a Pokemon Professor.


1. You're in a Pokemon battle! Is it a friendly battle? Is it a heated match between destined rivals? Or are you just mugging some preschoolers for their lunch money?

2. Either 1 went pretty well and you're just chillaxing, or 1 went pretty poorly and you're recuperating and healing up, or maybe you have no idea what I'm talking about when I say 1 because you didn't just fight a Pokemon battle. Regardless of the reasons, you are now at a Pokemon Center.

3. You are traveling on some route or another and enjoying the scenic vistas and the epic scenery of wherever you are. Or maybe you're getting ready to camp out for a while? Well. You're just stopping and smelling the metaphorical roses.

4. You are lost. So this is kind of like 3 except it's less enjoying the ride and more going oh crap what is this this is a cave I wasn't supposed to go into a cave was I? I can't use surf how am I supposed to get through this lake crap.

5. You're participating in a contest! You're getting ready to, you're appealing, you're sabotaging your competition, whatever it takes to get that ribbon.

6. You are somehow involved with a Pokemon Daycare. Maybe your Pokemon is expecting? Maybe you've got this...this egg you gotta haul about until it hatches. Or maybe you don't have enough cash to get your beloved Rattata back so now you're mugging preschoolers for their lunch money. It's a very dark and dire business you're involved with.

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heloise ☣ jimmy two-shoes

[sweetlynasty]

[Heloise is a bit too young as well as a bit too... unconventional to be considered your standard Pokemon Professor. She's more of a rogue scientific prodigy, although her work is of interest to the CEO of a certain company, who funds her "unique" research.
But in her free time, she does love a good battle.]

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[got_style]

[Well.. THAT didn't go how he planned. Maybe it was just unfortunate type match-ups, or the fact his team wasn't in peak fighting condition, or maybe he underestimated her because of her age.. Whatever the case, she got the upper hand and wiped him out before he had much of a chance to react. Lucky shots and critical hits, that had to be it.

He swallows his pride and calls back his last fainted pokemon into it's pokeball. Ugh. Now he's just gotta fork over the cash...]

Well, color me impressed. You're not bad, for someone your age.

[sweetlynasty]

[Heloise pets her Seviper's head for a job well-done, before sending her back to her Pokeball. She can't help but let out a victorious little cackle as well, grinning back at Viceroy.]

And you're not too bad for someone your's.

[That's for underestimating her, old man~]

[got_style]

Hmph! Don't go gettin' too cocky, baby. You're lucky I wasn't at the top of my game today.

[He strides over and hands her the prize money. It's a LOT more than some random battle should be worth... A couple thousand dollars.]

[sweetlynasty]

That's what they all say...

[She proudly takes the cash, counting it until she realizes...
Hot dang, this IS a lot.
Heloise turns back to Viceroy with what you might call an intrigued look.]

Well, you seem to get good work.

[got_style]

'Course I do.

[And he meets her look with an appraising one of his own. He can see that fascinating little scar on her forehead now, and judging by the qualities of her pokemon... There's a brief 'aha' moment on his face as he comes to a realization.]

...And how bout you? If you don't mind me askin', that is.