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wintercrazed2013-12-12 06:52 pm
winterbolt) wrote in wintercrazed2013-12-12 06:52 pm
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The Pokemon Meme
The 
MemeYou are now on a quest to be the very best trainer in all the land! In your own, special way. I mean, everyone has their own thing they seek in the Pokemon world, right? Some want to gather badges. Other people participate in contests! Still others decide to devote their life to research and becoming a Pokemon Professor.
1. You're in a Pokemon battle! Is it a friendly battle? Is it a heated match between destined rivals? Or are you just mugging some preschoolers for their lunch money?
2. Either 1 went pretty well and you're just chillaxing, or 1 went pretty poorly and you're recuperating and healing up, or maybe you have no idea what I'm talking about when I say 1 because you didn't just fight a Pokemon battle. Regardless of the reasons, you are now at a Pokemon Center.
3. You are traveling on some route or another and enjoying the scenic vistas and the epic scenery of wherever you are. Or maybe you're getting ready to camp out for a while? Well. You're just stopping and smelling the metaphorical roses.
4. You are lost. So this is kind of like 3 except it's less enjoying the ride and more going oh crap what is this this is a cave I wasn't supposed to go into a cave was I? I can't use surf how am I supposed to get through this lake crap.
5. You're participating in a contest! You're getting ready to, you're appealing, you're sabotaging your competition, whatever it takes to get that ribbon.
6. You are somehow involved with a Pokemon Daycare. Maybe your Pokemon is expecting? Maybe you've got this...this egg you gotta haul about until it hatches. Or maybe you don't have enough cash to get your beloved Rattata back so now you're mugging preschoolers for their lunch money. It's a very dark and dire business you're involved with.
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A-ah! ...I...I'm sorry!
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You better be sorry, what sort of doof just stands there like a...like a doof!
[Never mind that he's floating, not standing.]
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[Dipper draws his hands- hands? Are they really hands? Probably. Maybe. Little ghost appendage things- closer to his body, shaking his head slightly.]
I didn't...see you there.
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Okay, you're obviously some kind of baby, so I'll cut you some slack.
[Even is this is more or less her mistake.]
So what are you doing out here anyway, baby? What would you have done if I were some kind of attack happy predator?
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I...I'm not a baby! And I'm....I was just leaving, for your information.
[HE'S....not supposed to be a Pokemon, either.]
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Really? You sure cry like a baby.
[...What crying?]
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[That was one time- NO WAIT HE WASN'T CRYING.]
Look, I'm not even supposed to BE here right now! I just want to go home!
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[She expects something along the lines of a big dumb tree.]
You better hurry before some bigger ghost comes and eats you.
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It's a big shack. Not like you'd know..
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Big shack? Like, with humans?
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[Yes, perfect description.]
Okay, you got a new job. Take me there, move it move it move it!
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[Huh. Well that's unexpected.]
I didn't think Zorua were that nosy.
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I'm not, at least not to everyone else right now. I'm speaking into your dumb wood head, you doof.
[Telepathy.]
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...Why do you want to go to the shack anyway?