hyperkinetic: (pink glossy mandibles)
Max ([personal profile] hyperkinetic) wrote in [community profile] wintercrazed 2013-12-19 06:32 am (UTC)

Max | Sam & Max



[There's shiny Pokemon, and then there's complete freaks of nature. No matter how you slice it, Max is unquestionably the latter.
For one thing, he's nearly three times the size of a normal Bunnelby, standing about 3 feet tall. He also has razor sharp teeth, as though one of his parents were a Sableye and he somehow took on that trait.
And then there's the fact he can talk. Yes, in full human speech. Whether or not this is learned or came naturally is difficult to say, but likely not important.

Finally, while he HAS a trainer...
He doesn't appear to be aware of this fact. It's like his human "companion" might as well not even exist. What man in a monochrome suit? He doesn't see or hear anyone.
Whether or not this is a conscious choice to pretend the human is entirely silent and invisible or a result of Max's own questionable sanity is a mystery all its own. But one, as you can imagine, that's exceptionally frustrating to a certain someone.]

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