The First Kiss Meme

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First Kiss Meme



one. It's your first date, and you're dropping them off at the door. Are they going to lean in? Should you..?

two. You have been friends since forever. Everyone knows you like each other, but the moment quite hasn't arisen for the first kiss. Until now.

three. Awkward first kisses! Maybe you just bumped noses, or you kissed their chin instead. Time for attempt number two!

four. Maybe this is your very first kiss, or maybe it's theirs! Either way, one of you is experienced and the other isn't. What if it turns out really bad?! (But hey, maybe you're a natural.)

five. The accidental kiss. Might have tripped over your own feet, or maybe you've collided and they landed on top of you. Either way, your lips are locked- Where you go from there is up to you.

six. UST kisses. There's been some sort of tension between you for a while. Maybe you fight all the time, maybe you're in love with each other and you keep getting interrupted before anything happens. Either way, that tension needs to end now!

seven. Either pick one, mesh some together, re-roll, or create your own!

INSTRUCTIONS:

• Post with your character!
• Reply to other people with your character and/or go to the RNG to generate a number between 1 and 7.
• Match that number to the choices above!
• Reply to the thread starter and go from there.
• Choose your own scenario if you'd like!
• Have fun!

Comments

Nostalgia Critic | TGWTG

[explain_movie]

[wordtoyourmere]

[Hi.]

[explain_movie]

[S'cuse u, why is your mustache lookin at me so seductively SIR???]

[wordtoyourmere]

[Bb you know you like the stache.

Seriously I have no idea where to go with this. You got anything? XD]

[explain_movie]

[Oh I always got something bb~]

[It was in the middle of the review, Chick refused to do a love song with Critic. She locked herself in the bathroom with him smacking his fist against the door.]

CHICK! YOU CAN'T STAY IN THERE FOREVER!

WE NEED A LOVE SCENE, STAT! AND I KNOW YOU HAVE SOME ATTRACTION TO ME!

COME OUT!

[Muffled Chick in the bathroom, "No! Why don't you make out with Brentalfloss instead?!"

Critic snorted as he folded his arms.]

Chick, he would NOT be interested in kissing me, what makes you think that?

["Why don't you ask him?"]

FINE I WILL!

[Stomps back into room.]

Hey! Brent! Ya wanna kiss me?!

[wordtoyourmere]

[Oh trust him, Brent heard all that. And to be honest he was rather hurt at the assumption that he wouldn't want to kiss Critic. But he feigns ignorance as the Critic stomps over.]

Oh...? Dare I ask the occasion? [Mustache wiggle]

[explain_movie]

[Folds his arms as he leans against the door frame.]

It's for the review.

Chick is being stubborn about the love scene.

So the question is, would you take her place and kiss me instead, HM?

[Closes his eyes as posed toward him, expecting the answer "no"]

[wordtoyourmere]

Of course!

[Even said with a dramatic turn.]

1/2

[explain_movie]

[Turns toward Chick in the bathroom.]

HA!

YOU SEEEEE, HE SAID-

2/2

[explain_movie]

[Turns back around, eyes widen in surprise.]

Wait what.

[wordtoyourmere]

Honestly, would I, patron of the arts and lover of the theater, leave your review hanging? This is what I do, Critic!

[He'll just leave him hanging on that whole interest thing. Let him stew a little, Floss totally ain't bitter.]

[explain_movie]

S-So you... Wouldn't mind kissing me?

B-But, that's-!

["Oh do it you big baby!"

Turns his head toward Chick as he turns bright red.]

HEY STAY OUTTA THIS! IF YOU WEREN'T BEING SO STUBBORN-!

[Holds the back of his head.]

A-Although, people might get a laugh out of it... It might work...

Wait-NO! Th-This is ridiculous!

Just because you're a very attractive man, and millions of fangirls would squee at the sight and start writing millions of slash fics, thus having lots of people come to the site. And then suddenly our merchandise and sales go up-Yea I'm not making my case any better am I?

[wordtoyourmere]

Yeah, you're really not.

So...you really think I'm attractive? [Eyebrow eyebrow]

[explain_movie]

N-No-Maybe-YEs-Wait-No-STOP CONFUSING ME!!

[Turning redder all the while. Yes he totally does, come at me bro~]

[wordtoyourmere]

It's just a simple question, Critic.

After all, we should be comfortable if we're going to share such an intimate scene~

[explain_movie]

I-Uh well um....

[Looks down as he rubs the back of his neck.]

There's a slight possibility I kinda do but...

[wordtoyourmere]

HO HOOOOOOO!!!

[And Floss is instantly slinging an arm around Critic, a grin threatening to split his face.]

I KNEW IT!

[Reaaaaal close to Critic's face now.] This will be fuuuuun~

[explain_movie]

ACCCCCK-!!!

[And wraps his arms around to catch him AND keep himself balanced. As he blushed harder.]

Y-Yea yea! S-So what if I do huh?! I-It's not a big dea-ROB, SET THE CAMERA UP.

[Grumbles as leans back.]

I wanna get this over with.

[Rob smirked, "Why, before you turn into a tomato?"]

SHUT UP!!!

[wordtoyourmere]

[Meanwhile, while Rob gets the camera, Floss pretties himself up to get ready for the camera. Adjusting his hat, combing the stache, seeing that there's nothing in his teeth, cologne, breath spray, he is a thespian to the end.]

[explain_movie]

[Still blushing a bit as he clears his throat. Pouting his lips as he looked down adjusting his tie and straightening out his coat. Making sure his hat is okay as well.

Establishes himself in the shot.]

Alright I'm ready.

[wordtoyourmere]

Mmmmmmas am I!

[Floss quickly limbers up, giving a winning smile.]

[explain_movie]

[Rob nodded, "And rolling."

Critic gave a sigh as he looked toward Brentalfloss. Then suddenly, now that the camera is on him, he couldn't help but feel something. Was it this damn movie or-?

He stood there, cheeks beginning to warm a bit.]

You know this movie, and it's cheesyness, stupid lines and-Well with you here just looking at me like that and-I-It is a little bit funny...

This feeling inside.

[wordtoyourmere]

[Ooh! Ooh! He knows this part! But he won't overact the orgasming over this poetry. He'll just quietly chinhand as Critic goes on.]

Yessss~

[explain_movie]

[I'll have what he's having.

Critic slowly leans in as he began to sing.]

♪ Myyy, critique is this sonnnng... And this one is for you.

You can tell everybody, I don't care for this sooong.

Don't care if you mind, I'm sure you don't care, that I put down in worrrrds

How stupid is this romantic interluuuuuuudeee

Obviously

This was stolen from Elton Johhhn

Making this scene a lot more gayer, than it already issss

Think I need a drinnnk

But I think you're some kind of wonder

That makes me think some thoughts

It's for people like you that

Keep me confuseeeeed ♪

[Rob sing in the back the last verse as Critic dramatically held Brentalfloss' hands to bring him in close.]

[wordtoyourmere]

[Oh mister Critic oh. Gladly takes his hand and leans in close, singing along with the last bits. He writes lyrics for a living, you think he hasn't caught on?]