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This is a permanent open post for Finn the Human!
I'm up for anything and everything in regards to Finn's canon (Canon, AU, game memories, older!Finn, etc!) Just let me know if you have something specific you'd like to play out!
You are more than welcome to come up with your own scenario, but if you're stuck in coming up with a prompt feel free to use any of the scenarios below the cut (taken from the Random Scenario Meme)
It's Aaaaadventure Time!
TYPE OF SCENE.
① Action → Gun fights, bar brawls, fights to the death are all possible scenarios.
② Angst → Characters suffer emotionally or physically from relationships breaking up, death, injury, etc. Hurt and comfort themes are included.
③ Crack → Genderswaps, super powers, sudden compulsions are all possible outcomes.
④ Fluff → Something that is devoid of angst. It's light-hearted and might have the overtone of romance.
⑤ Gen → General fun, things that didn't fit in the other categories.
⑥ Your choice → Think of your own scenario, choose one of the above or make a combo even!
ACTION.
① Zombies → It's the zombie apocalypse, lock and load!
② Bar brawl → You had one too many drinks, said something wrong, and now you're being asked to take it outside.
③ Chase → You're caught in a high speed chase.
④ Gun fight → You're caught in a big shoot-out.
⑤ Fight with a friend → You're fighting with a friend, all out.
⑥ Interrogation → You're being interrogated for some offense you've done.
⑦ Aliens → Aliens are attacking and you're not going to take your probe laying down!
⑧ Final battle → This is it. The battle that will end all the fighting for you. Will you win? Will you get that peace you want?
⑨ Training → You're not actually fighting, just training for the inevitable.
⑩ No hope → You know this fight has no hope. It's not going to end well for anyone involved, but you can't turn away.
⑪ Sneaking in → You're stealing a diamond or sneaking in to kick some bad guy butt, but whatever it is, you have to practice stealth.
⑫ Blue wire → You're faced with a bomb that needs to be disarmed.
⑬ Fight for honor → You've been disgraced or someone you care about has, so it's time to fight for honour.
⑭ Showdown → Time for a cowboy-style showdown. Whoever draws the fastest wins.
⑮ War → You're caught in the middle of a war here. Remember to keep your chin up and keeping fighting.
⑯ Apocalypse → The apocalypse finally happened and now you're left to scavenge and fight for whatever is left.
⑰ Sabotage → It's time to sabotage someone's plan! How is entirely up to you. Do you set up a bomb in their toilet? Do you double cross them at the last minute?
⑱ Big damn hero → You know you have to handle this one alone, so that means disarming or knocking unconscious the person who wants to join you.
⑲ Fight club → You know the rules... you're in an underground fighting ring and you're fighting with all you've got.
⑳ Threaten → You've just been sent here to rough them up a little, threaten them into behaving.
ANGST.
① Injury / illness → Your character has become injured or ill! To what extent is the mun's choice.
② Last moments → You character has been gravely injured and this is their last chance to say their last words.
③ Depression → Your character is depressed, what actions they take is up to the mun.
④ Betrayed → You character has been betrayed by the other. How do they react?
⑤ Tortured → Your character is being tortured and needs rescuing or at least a sympathetic ear to help him through it.
⑥ Jealousy → Your character is feeling jealous and must deal with it, how will they do it?
⑦ Breakup! → This relationship has gone as far as it can, it's time to breakup.
⑧ Broken → For whatever reason, the character is broken, mentally or or physically.
⑨ Fight → You can't even be in the same room as your friend or lover without arguing anymore.
⑩ Lost → You lost the biggest fight of your life and now all you can do is try to pick up the pieces.
⑪ Worst nightmare → Whatever you fear the most is now real or maybe you're just trapped in a dream together, but whatever it is, it feels too real.
⑫ Addicted → You're addicted to something, alcohol, drugs, sex, whatever. It's destroying your life and you can't do anything to stop it.
⑬ Hurt you → You're being forced to hurt someone you love either by betraying them or even being forced to shout things you don't mean. It's for their own good in the end though.
⑭ Separation → You were forced to leave this person for their own safety and while you've been miserable without them, you really didn't mean to run into them again... maybe it was by accident or you were watching them from afar this whole time.
⑮ Becoming a monster → You are slowly changing, becoming a monster: vampire, zombie, demon, something you can't recover from and no-one can help you.
⑯ Frozen → You are entirely helpless, frozen, to stop some kind of disaster.
⑰ Prison → You were very bad and now it's time to pay the price by turning yourself in or maybe the law just finally caught up to you.
⑱ Fear → You're not sure why, but you are suddenly terrified and you can't deal with it. You need help.
⑲ Hated → You are now hated by the person you loved the most.
⑳ Down and out → You're living on the streets, you've hit rock bottom, and you don't know what to do.
CRACK.
① Sexswap → Uh-oh, you're suddenly the opposite sex!
② Forced confessions → No matter what it is and no matter how hard you resist, you're going to be compelled to spill some deep dark secret!
③ Mind-reading → You've suddenly got the ability to read minds!
④ Animal → You're suddenly part animal or transformed into an animal!
⑤ Awkward pick-up lines → You're compelled to use bad pickup lines on whoever is closest!
⑥ Back in School / Graduated → You're suddenly back in school! Or if you were already in it, you've aged and long since graduated!
⑦ Vampires, werewolves, and zombies, oh my! → You're suddenly a vampire, werewolf, or zombie! Maybe even a demon or a devil, whatever creepy crawly you can think of. What do you do now?
⑧ Ghost → You're suddenly a ghost or at least invisible. What are you going to do with this new ability?
⑨ Awkward conversations → So did you just fart or what? Any conversation goes, as long as it's embarrassing and awkward.
⑩ Crossdressing → For whatever reason, you're suddenly dressed in clothes of the opposite sex.
⑪ Suddenly naked → Oops! Your clothes are suddenly gone.
⑫ Suddenly a kid → You're a kid again! Have fun with that second childhood.
⑬ Fortune cookie → You've suddenly received a note with something that will happen in the future, either precise or vague.
⑭ Super power → And suddenly you're like Superman! Any power goes.
⑮ Bodyswap → Somehow you've changed bodies with the other person.
⑯ Back in time → Somehow, you wound up in the past again. Do you try to correct something or just sit and wait for time to jump? Maybe it jumps to various points in your life or maybe you actually think you're back in the day. Have fun, run wild with the idea!
⑰ To the future → Is it everything you've dreamed? Is it horrible? Whatever happens, you're here to witness what happens to you in the future. Either you take the place of your future self or you're just there to watch. Might cause some confusion if people start seeing double though...
⑱ Angels, mermaids, and fairies! → You're not necessary something dark or evil. You're just something different. How do you deal?
⑲ Locked in a closet → For some reason, you're locked up in a closet with someone else. Do you make nice and try to figure your way out or what?
⑳ Finger trap → You're caught in a Chinese finger trap... with somebody else! You can't figure out how to get loose either... have fun with that.
FLUFF.
① Cuddling → For whatever reason, characters feel like being close and cuddling.
② Pillow talk → After the main event, characters are up for some pillow talk.
③ Celebration → Anniversary or some other big event is taking place and characters want to celebrate!
④ Love confession → Someone has finally decided to confess their love and today is the day!
⑤ Appreciation → You feel the need to show appreciation for that person closest to you, even if it's just a pat on the back.
⑥ Apologies → You made a mistake and now it's time to make it up in some way you know the other can't refuse!
⑦ Get back together → Why did you break up again exactly? Whatever the reason, it was a huge mistake and you both know you can work through it.
⑧ Date night → You've planned for a wonderful night together and you can't wait to get it started.
⑨ Family → You've either found out you're pregnant or you've already got that addition to your family.
⑩ Marriage → You're just about to get hitched or maybe you're enjoying your honeymoon. Maybe you've been together for years now! Whatever the case, it's time for that next big step.
⑪ Meeting again → It's time for that happy reunion finally!
⑫ Love at first sight → For whatever reason, you are now insanely in love with the first person you set eyes on.
⑬ Flirtation → You can't resist to do a little bit of harmless flirtation all of a sudden.
⑭ In the snow → Look outside! It's a winter wonderland, so why not go out and play in it?
⑮ Engagement → You've planned it all out and now it's time to finally pop the question.
⑯ Friendly games → You've set up the game station or board games for a friendly competition!
⑰ Gift → Time to give that special someone a gift just because.
⑱ Recovery → You're taking care of someone who's just recovered from some illness or injury.
⑲ Healing → Time to help mend that someone who's been through hell and back.
⑳ Better than ever → You've finally got everything you've ever wanted here. What is your ideal life and who does it include?
GEN.
① Nice meeting you → It's your first time meeting this person! You bumped into each other on the street, in a bar, at work... whatever!
② Drinks → You're out for drinks! Or just chilling at home with some beers. Wherever!
③ Lost → You're lost and you kind of need help finding your way to where you're going. A little help with directions?
④ Costume party → You're at a costume party, both of you are wearing masks. Do you keep the anonymity or take it off and see whose company you've been enjoying?
⑤ Wrong number → Oops, actually you didn't mean to call that person...
⑥ Drunk → You're already drunk! Drunk dialing, stumbling into someone, showing up unexpected... what type of drunk are you anyway? Aggressive, loving, happy? How does the other react?
⑦ Old friends → you haven't seen this person in a long time!
⑧ Rivals → you're suddenly rivals! Or maybe you have been all along...
⑨ Problems → you've got a problem with each other, just got in a huge fight, whatever. Try to work it out!
⑩ What are your intentions... → This person? They're dating a close friend, family member, etc. You need to find out if they're going to hurt them! Or you need to discuss your friend/family's dating choice.
⑪ I saw you → you saw the other person doing something bad and you need to confront them about it.
⑫ Sorry but no → the other person has feelings that you just don't share. They don't necessarily have to be romantic... maybe you just don't agree with their sudden desire to quit their job and start a business making tiny, fuzzy teddy bears.
⑬ My hero → you need to tell this person how much they mean to you. They've been your best friend or your role model your whole life and they need to know.
⑭ Enabler → you're enabling the other (or each other) to do something bad, really bad. Addiction, stealing, killing, or just any other self-destructive behavior.
⑮ Cooking → Time for an impromptu cooking lesson!
⑯ Oh, sure, I remember you... → It's that awkward moment when someone comes up and seems to know you, but you have no idea who they even are!
⑰ Rescue! → One of you was in trouble, but you came to the rescue!
⑱ Boss → One of you works under the other. Is your relationship good? Are you scheming things? Or do you hate each other?
⑲ Perfect crime → You and the other person have just pulled off the perfect crime... or you're planning to! What are you doing? The heist of the century, an assassination?
⑳ Movies → movie night! Maybe it's a sleepover. Whichever the case, it's time to eat a lot and have fun.
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There's a certain dragon outside your door, asking for you - Jake answered it.]
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What, Jake what is it?!
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Finn!
[She'd probably pounce on you in dragon form were it not for the fact that she wouldn't be able to fit through your doorway. So instead she just shifts down to her human form instead and throws her arms around him.]
I thought we could go and hang out today or something - there's gotta be something we can do together right?
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Oh hey Saft! Shoot yeah there is!
[He glances down at Jake, who grew twice his size and was growling behind Finn's legs, and waves him off.]
Chill mang, this is my friend who I was tellin' you about. Saft, remember?
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So Finn - wanna go show me those really awesome cliffs you were telling me about?
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Nah it's cool man, no big.
OH yeah, cliffs! They're absolutely banaynays, I swear!
[Jake waves a hand, turning to head back into the treehouse as he yawns, "Yeah well you kids have fun. I'm gonna banaynay all the way back to bed."]
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Doesn't that Ice King guy live out there? Or is that someplace else I'm thinking of?
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Well, Ice King lives in the Ice Kingdom. It's got crazy cliffs, but they're all covered in snow an' penguins. There's a whole canyon full of cliffs and trenches n' junk not far from there!
But we can go wherever you wanna go, Saft.
With bonus demon!AU
Weird.]
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Finn pauses from where he'd been idly slicing his sword through the air, looking up when he hears rustling. Looking up further he lifts a hand to shield his eyes from the sun, squinting as he looks up into the tree branches.]
What the stuff?
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Odd, the voice with those grunts of effort sounds almost familiar.]
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Clearly he needs to investigate.]
Hey! Someone up there?
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Then Chris's face appears in a clear spot near the trunk, where he's hanging by his knees.]
Finn? [He blinked, then grinned broadly.
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Fangs? ....Naaaah, couldn't be.]
Pretty righteous! Haven't seen you 'round here in a while!
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Yeah-hah, just getting some climbing, keepin' myself sharp, you know.
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Climbin', huh? Must be pretty good to get yourself up that high without any help.
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[He pulls himself back up out of view and twists around, dropping to his hands, and then letting go to land on a crouch on the branch below. His tail automatically balances him, whipping about a bit in the air-
His tail??
A moment too late Chris seems to realize that because now he's staring at Finn with a slightly wide-eyed expression that can only be described with one word.]
Oops.
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W-...what the heck, Chris!?
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Holding up his hands- which were clawed -he gave Finn an uneasy smile.]
N-now hold on a second, I can explain.
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So what the lump was going on here?]
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Chris popped his legs out from under him and fell to a seat on the branch. After settling, he looked away a moment, then cleared his throat.]
So... uh. Martin and I were out one day, when we came across some sort of... supernatural being of some kind. [It had wings. And an attitude.] We were blamed for trouble going on that we weren't guilty of, and it decided we needed to be taught a lesson of some kind. [He air-quoted at that, then sighed.]
It cursed us into new forms. Martin became a kitsune, a kind of fox spirit. And I... uh. Well. I became a kind of... demon.
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[If it WAS Magic Man, Finn will definitely have some buns to be kicking later.]
Dang. ....You look pretty awesome though, Chris! With the claws and the ears and the tail n'junk.
[The boy snickers, putting his hands on his hips.]
How long you been this way?
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[Though he supposed they could magick some up. A moment's consideration and then he shrugged slightly.]
Eh, a couple months by now, at least?
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Huh....Well that's....weird.
[He steps a bit closer to get a better look, reaching up to grab onto the straps of his backpack.]
Well if it's been a few months I guess it ain't gonna wear off any time soon.
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[He sighed and popped his legs out before dropping backwards. Catching himself with his knees and his tail he swung around, hanging closer to Finn and folding his arms.]
Martin and I may be like this... forever.
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[Apparently, that's just not going to fly with the young adventurer. You can already see the righteous indignation in his expression.]
You guys can't give up that quick! There's gotta be somethin' you can do!
3-9 Because why not?
He'd heard about the boy's relationship troubles. ...Actually "troubles" was probably putting it mildly. At any rate though, it seemed like a talk or two was in order, and while Martin still wasn't sure if he was really the right person to give it, he'd rather Finn at least get it from somebody as opposed to nobody at all.
Giving a small sigh, he flopped over onto his back, watching the clouds scroll across the sky. With any luck, Finn might have found one of the books he'd recommended and this wouldn't have to be as awkward as he was afraid it would be.]
AND SO IT BEGINS
The books, unfortunately, weren't much help. This particular library didn't have much- if anything- by way of information on humans and how they functioned. Everything was written with every other species under the sun in mind- candy people, fire people, water nymphs, even certain types of animals. Either way there wasn't much of a selection, and even then Finn lost interest quickly in the pages with no pictures and didn't end up reading much in the first place.
Well....at least he tried?
So when he finally meets Martin on the hill he looks even more frustrated than he was before, sitting down next to the man with a heavy sigh.]
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...Any luck, buddy?
[He'd known the library would be a long shot, and admittedly, he felt a little bad sending Finn on a wild goose chase for a book that even just asking for was likely to get him some odd looks. But a book would be really helpful jumping off point, as it were.]
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Tsssh, no. I mean, the library kinda had some stuff but none of it made any sense.
[Actually he just got bored and didn't really give it a chance, but you know, tomatoe tomato.
He purses his lips and moves to rest his head in his hand, looking back over at Martin.]
I just don't get any of it, man.
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H'that's alright. This stuff's confusing.
[He pulls himself up into a sitting position, bringing a knee up to fold an arm across casually.]
Okay, let's start with those dreams you had. Tell me about 'em. Have you ever had dreams like that before?
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[He shakes his head slightly as he brings it back to memory. Even now- even though he and Flame Princess broke up- he can't help but want to have that dream again.
Though he knows it would probably make him feel worse afterwards.]
I didn't have that dream until the night after FP and Ice King got into a fight. He was being a butt so she kicked his pretty good.
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And I'm guessing watching her taking on the Ice King was pretty exciting, huh?
[He gives a small laugh.]
Okay. Lemme start by saying that having dreams that make you feel good is completely normal. And I don't know about prophetic dreams, but I can tell you that, usually, a dream like that just means you're growing up.
[He pauses at a thought, and then raises an eyebrow slightly.]
Finn, you know where babies come from, right?
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[He tilts his head a little at Martin's words, dropping his chin into his hand again.]
Well that's good, I guess! Kinda weird I only had that dream once though..
[Obviously he learned it's not something he can control, the hard way. Did that mean he only grew when he had those sorts of dreams?
He's just gonna file that in the vault for a question to ask at a later date.
Next he nods, since he's certain he knows the answer to that question.]
Yeah, 'course I do!
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[That should make explaining Finn's dream a lot easier.]
Aha, well, that's just the thing. You may not have a dream like that often. H'well, I mean, you could. Sometimes you might have dreams like that a lot and then sometimes hardly at all...
[He scratches the back of his neck a little.]
Anyway...the point is, that sort of dream and where babies come from are actually kinda related.
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W.....what does that dream I had have t'do with cabbages?
[Obviously he does not actually know where babies come from.]
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Cabbages? Why cabbages?
[He's pretty sure he didn't mention cabbages at least...
Sure plant reproduction and growth is a fascinating thing too, but he was certain he'd been good about staying on topic so far.]
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[He seems blissfully unaware that this is absolutely wrong, judging by how confused he suddenly looks.]
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It very briefly threatens to turn into a genuine chuckle, but he catches himself when he sees how truly confused Finn looks.]
Sorry, buddy, but h'I think Jake might have been pulling your leg there. Human babies don't come from cabbages. H'only cabbages come from cabbages.
[It's tempting to explain to Finn why the idea of cabbage
patchbabies is so funny, but that would probably only cause further confusion. Not to mention, Finn clearly needs an additional "talk" now, besides the one they'd met up for.]Human babies are born live, just like any other mammal, from a female of the species. The mom.
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And maybe a little nervous too...]
The...mom?
[He frowns harder, his expression shifting from confusion into bewilderment.]
But....my mom was...a dog! ....How does that work?
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Uuuuuhhhhhh...
[He hesitates a moment. This really isn't something he should just outright tell Finn. Obvious or not, it's still a pretty personal thing to come to terms with.]
Well...your mom...yours and Jake's mom...uhh...
[He rubs the back of his neck a moment as he briefly searches once more for a different possible explanation, before he sighs and glances directly at Finn.]
I think you might've been adopted Finn.
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....I....yeah. ....I know. ...I know man, sorry- ....sometimes my brain forgets stuff like that, yaknow? ...locks it up in the vault so I won't have to think about it so much.
[He learned this not long ago, during he and Jake's quest to stop the Lich. The revelation was pretty sudden and unexpected, but at least Jake was there to assure him that that didn't mean he was any less loved by his dog-parents when he was little.]
...So.....where did I come from? ....I'm the only human that exists in all of Ooo.
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No, that's okay...I'm sorry I brought it up...
[It was a little unavoidable, but that's not much of an excuse.]
Well uh...probably from another human...most likely anyway. From your biological mom...
[He blinks, and then fumbles a bit to correct his choice of words.]
That's just the person who gave birth to you is all though. Your real mom, that's yours and Jake's mom, is the one who raised ya.
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Right now, though, he just feels....weird.]
Ok, so....I came from.....another human? ....That doesn't make sense, man.
[Especially since he's the ONLY human that he knows of.]
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It's true, I swear. H'because humans are mammals. You need a male and a female of the species to make a baby. Dogs are mammals too; it works pretty much the same way.
[He rubs the back of his neck, frowning a little.]
...I'm not sure what happened to your biological parents, but I'm willing to bet they were human too.
[So far as he can figure anyway.]
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[Ever since Finn unceremoniously found out he was adopted he'd been wondering just who his progenitors might actually be. He thought about looking for them once or twice...but really, if humans were extinct, it would just be a giant waste of time for him to even try in the first place.
With a deep sigh the boy drops his chin to his knees after pulling his legs closer to his chest.]
S'that why I'm the only human left, then? .....s-sides you, a'course. ..In Ooo, I mean.
..Cause there ain't anymore humans to make....more humans?