wintercrazed | Two muses walk into a bar(ain) Meme

Sometimes, being a muse is a tough job. Sometimes you're working around the clock, and sometimes there are times that you go months without even being noticed. There are even days when you have to scream at the top of your lungs just to be heard, and sometimes the unthinkable happens: you go silent for good.

Either way, it's generally pretty crowded up in the brain of a Mun. Have you ever wondered what it's like up there? ..Well of course not, it's your brain for goodness sake. I never said it wasn't fun to imagine though. 

But sometimes? Your muses just need a chance to unwind, take a break, or even blow off some steam...

RULES (AKA Here's how this meme works!! Along with general info and whatnot, please read!):

-This meme takes place in a bar that is a sort of limbo that intersects the headspaces of every mun who posts here! Surely that means the place will either be extremely crowded, or pretty empty.

-Choose two-three of your muses and make a thread with one of their journals, with their names posted in the subject line. It is recommended that you type up a short intro for your characters so someone tagging in knows what they're dealing with.

-Tag into threads with two-three muses of your own!

-When tagging with more than one muse, there are two ways you can do it.

--ONE: Use both journals, swapping journals after each round of tagging.
--TWO: Choose one journal to be the primary journal, and just play both characters. Change the color of the text for the other muses attached to that journal if you choose this route!

-There isn't a right or wrong way to do this, just thread in a way that works for you and your RP partner! Feel free to have just one muse at the bar as well if you'd prefer one-on-one interaction.

-Feel free to choose from the prompts below to get a thread going, or come up with your own!

1. | Who's that over there? | You came to this place to meet some new people right? ..No? Well whatever, might as well mingle anyway. This place has a lot more to do than that dear_mun joint, if anything.

2. | I think we've met before | Oh hey, is that a canon mate over yonder? Better go say hi because if you're a lone-canon warrior in your game-thing, you may never see them again. ...If you're lucky they'll recognize you too, but AUs have become a fairly common occurance in headspaces as of late, so watch out!

3. | What's cookin', good lookin'? | Whether they're a canon mate or someone you've never met before, all you know is that is a very attractive character and you wouldn't mind getting to know them a bit more. What's wrong with a little crossover every now and then? People will ship anything these days.

4. | This drink, I like it. Another! | Looks like you're starting to get a little tipsy with your headspace mates over there. No worries, one of you has to be the DD right? ...well, just make sure you don't wander back into a brain that isn't the one you came from.

5. | You talkin' to me?! | Someone's starting to cheese you off good fashion, and if something doesn't happen soon the fists are going to be flying. Or maybe you've already clocked someone in the nose? In that case, you might wanna take it outside.

6. | Hey pal. Wanna trade muns? | You're absolutely sick of your mun and you wanna give him or her a piece of your mind. Maybe your fellow headspace mates share the sentiments, or maybe you're all on your own. Either way, something's gotta change or you're going to throw in the towel.

7. | Everything is terrible and everything hurts. | Wow. You aren't looking so good over there, buddy. What has your mun done to you? I'm just going to assume terrible, terrible things, and now you're just really upset about it. Someone to talk to or a shoulder to cry on would be appreciated right about now.

8. | Wild Card! | Mix prompts or come up with something new to make up your own scenario!

-Have Fun!

Meme created by Chi (Winterbolt)

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Who started is not matter. What matters is who finishes. It can be you, or it can be me.

[Aaaand now he's getting all up in your collective grills. And scowling. And cracking his knuckles. Get the drift, guys?]

[Lina gave a smirk, Critic looked down at her as she folded her arms. As she prepared herself to head straight in, clearly not afraid.]

Yah-I ain't so 'fraid you can sh-MMF??!

[Critic however knew making a scene will only make things CRAZILY WORSE and he immediately grabbed her and covered her mouth. That and while she had ridiculous fire powers, he just got his gun.]

What she meant to say is we'll be pleasant and treat you with the utmost respect and SILENCE. Isn't that right Lina?

[Lina muffled between Critic's hand.]

MUYGH MUGH MAGRHR KGGMGM-!!

[Critic gives a nod.]

Precisely.

[... Heavy backs out of Lina's face but is clearly not happy. He kinda wanted to bust some heads in. Oh well. He just goes back to his part of the bar (which is conveniently pretty close to Critic and Lina) and starts muttering in Russian.]

Эх ... идиоты. Оба из них. По крайней мере парень в галстуке имеет некоторый смысл.

Дайте им перерыв, товарищ. Уверен, вы можете вытереть пол с ними, если они получают громкую снова.

Либо они замолчали, купи мне еще водки, или убирайтесь отсюда. Или же мне придется называть Сашу. Можете ли вы объяснить, что с ними?

Да, я могу.

[Ran lets Heavy drink his anger away while he walks on the bar towards the Critic.]

Hey, just to let you know? Heavy says either you shut up, get out, or buy him more drinks. Or else he'll have to call Sasha.

Fair warning? Sasha is his minigun.

[After they turned their backs on the two. Lina jabbed her elbow into Critic's stomach who immediately let go rubbing his stomach. As she whispered while growling at him.]

What's your problem?! You know I could level him!

[Critic gestured to her furiously as he growled a whisper right back.]

Ya! Along with the bar and everyone else in the fucking vicinity! You need to control your temper and ego of yours!

[Lina gripped her fists.]

T-Temper-EGO-WHY YOU DUMB ASS LITTLE HYPOCRI-

SHH!

[Critic covered his finger to his lips for Lina to hush as he looks over. The two were speaking in Russian. Lina and Critic looked between each other. Not sure what the two were discussing. Then Ran addressed them.]

Sasha's his minigun? Pffft, so little a tiny gun or something?

[Critic said cockly as he folded his arms. Lina lifted her eyebrow.]

Oi oi, I don't think a guy of that size would carry around a small gun Critic.

[Snnrk.]

No, I think you misheard. I meant his handheld gatling gun.

[And with that, Ran points over his shoulder to, indeed, Heavy's gun leaning against the wall, partially obscured by the pile of Ran bodies.]

[Lina gives a "YEEK" as she hops back in her seat at the size of that gun. Critic as well except he flailed his arms as he clutched to seat as he sat back.]

J-JESUS!

[Point to the equipment along with the gun.]

H-How many rounds that thing got?!

Uh... dunno! And frankly, I don't want to know. More than should be physically possible, at least.

Is enough in there to make paste of enemy team! Aaahahaha!

So... that much, then.

[Sip. Shrug.]

[Lina and Critic both gripped to each other, giving out a winced "GUH". Lina's eye lid twitched before clearing her throat and waving her hand.]

Oi oi oi, we don't have to make a big ruckus like that.

[Critic eyed Lina.]

Ya, she'll beha-

[AND HIS FOOT IS STOMPED.]

GYAGGGGAH-! Fine-FINE-I mean we'll behave.

Two muses walk into a bar(ain) Meme

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i'm sorry for the russianspam

lol Is fiinne xD

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