IC Inbox Meme

[winterbolt]

IC Inbox Meme


How it works:
-Each comment thread is a different character's inbox. Texting, emailing, etc.
-Leave them a message!
-TFLN, misfires, buttdials, or maybe your character straight up needed to contact mine urgently for some reason!
-Wash, rinse, and repeat as desired!

Comments

[pinevestigator]

I

what??

listen I think youve got the wrong number man

[herr_niemand]

no I got the right number [Recites exact number.]

IIIIIIII just felt like calling all of oregon

it just FEELS like a place dripping with absurdity and calamity!

[pinevestigator]

You called....all of oregon?

[herr_niemand]

every crook and nanny, living and dead!

LET ME TELL YOU THE THINGS SOME PEOPLE SAY

[pinevestigator]

Uh...o...kay?

...wait. How did you get my number?

[herr_niemand]

a fair question!

let me ask you, what if something lived under the pentagon?

what if it was an avatar that haunted telephones for the last 50 years?!

what if they were using it to make EVERYTHING normal!? WOWEE doesnt that spin your head upsy-pansy?

[pinevestigator]

Under the...


...you're not serious. You CAN'T be serious.

[herr_niemand]

NO never serious

just telling the truth

because

what's

more

FUN

[pinevestigator]

[oh god oh gooood]

Is there a particular reason you called...me, then?

[herr_niemand]

TO TELL KNOCK KNOCK JOKES

[pinevestigator]

You have yet to tell ONE knock knock joke that makes sense!

[herr_niemand]

why should it make sense???

I don't care for JOKE FASCISTS

[pinevestigator]

No, I mean- you're not even making jokes!

[herr_niemand]

that's where you're wrong

life is one endless joke with no setup or punchline

in the city halls always they laugh hahahahahaha

do you get it, oh raspy child?

[pinevestigator]

dont text this number ever again

ever