I didn’t mean to lie to you… honest! It’s just- no one’s ever found me out before, I didn’t think this would happen!

[Oh no. Not only has he been revealed as a liar, but it also just dawned on his where he is. A tourist attraction! A popular one! And what could be weirder than a talking dog!? He falls to his knees and begs.]

Oh, please don’t sell me out to your grunkle’s roadside freakshow! I don’t do well with cages! I’ll do anything!

[Ok, so maybe he’s jumping to conclusions, but he’s emotional, he’s scared, and Leonard isn’t here to cover for him or make this better somehow.]