Is he that guy in the fez? I think he's giving the rest of my family the grand tour right now. He seems very... savvy!

[Yeah, that's the word. Scott lets himself inside, and is immediately drawn to some of the weirder stuff in the shop. The Olmec head, the taxidermy bear with a unicorn horn... He picks up the jar of eyeballs off the counter and carefully turns it around in his hands.]

Well, I'm glad to be here! I never woulda thought I'd be able to visit, much less so soon! [sighh] Though we're only gonna be here a few days... But! That's all the more reason to enjoy the time we have!